Here Comes a Snowball
by denny bastian 2013

Our snow fort sucks little brother
you're going to have to build another
look at our enemies fort, it's sturdy enough
for my cousin and his pals so rough
they're pelting us, whadya mean "don't fuss" 

Look little brother, it's your fault, it has to be
I told you to build it so no one could see
over, but no! you never listen properly
you went ahead, building it shorter than me
at least a head and a half, what a laugh

And to boot, that snowman you built
over there is leaning at a terrible tilt
and just because I said make it with haste 
doesn't mean you should mess up his face
crooked eyes of coal, a carrot with mold?

By the way, where did you leave my sled?
my favourite wood one with the runners red
when will you get it through your thick head?
you weren't supposed to use it, you're dead 
brother, you better run, little brother, run!

HERE COMES A SNOWBALL!!!!!!